You know you’ve walked into a tourist trap the moment it’s too late. Maybe it’s the restaurant menu printed in twelve languages. Maybe it’s the souvenir shop selling the exact same magnets you saw five minutes ago… and five minutes before that. Or maybe it’s the man following you with a parrot insisting that “the bird chose you.”
Tourist traps are the universe’s way of testing whether you’ve truly evolved as a traveler or are still operating at “fresh passport stamp newbie” level. But don’t worry—I’ve been through enough of them to qualify for an honorary PhD in Getting Ripped Off Gracefully.
So today, let’s unpack a full, hilarious, painfully honest guide on how to avoid tourist traps at popular destinations—from overpriced snacks to “secret tours” that are about as secret as your aunt’s WhatsApp forwards.





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